Sometimes, it’s just so hard to explain things to a little kid. Like the time that Mommy got presents every month, even when it wasn’t her birthday.
That one ended up with SpiderMan having new “Gentle Glide with the Best Leak Protection” pewers, if you can imagine that. If you can’t, here is an image I drew of it.
So, the Boo and I were hanging out with LEGO MIXELs, which is his latest craze, the book I’m reading, and Pitch Perfect. We have the soundtrack for Pitch Perfect, so Boo was basically singing along to everything. It’s awesome. I keep telling him that when he gets older, we’re totally going to bombard my choir director with THREE GENERATIONS OF HOYER in the same choir.
So, Anna Kendrick goes to sing the cup song…
…and Boo looks up at me with this inquisitive stare and is all:
Hey Mommy, why do girls wear shirts with that line?
And I look at Anna Kendrick, and I look at her gray shirt with no lines and I look at Boo, and I’m like…what line?
So he walks up to the TV and he points.
Right. To the cleavage.
Boo: Girls wear shirts like right there.
Boo: See, the line? Girls’ shirts are right there, and they have boobs and there’s like a line.
Boo: Boys don’t have it. Cuz I sing Agony, and I don’t have a line.
And then he started singing Agony, and got totally distracted, and I texted furiously to people that Boo had just questioned cleavage, and how do you explain cleavage to a six year old?!
Fast Forward to the next day.
We’re at the dinner table, and enjoying a nice dinner, and Boo looks at me, super serious.
Hey Mommy, you’re wearing a Pitch Perfect shirt today!
And I look down, because I i’m pretty sure I don’t OWN a Pitch Perfect shirt.
But yeah. He was totally right.