The Wedding Planner, not starring J.Lo

Me: I finally watched the purple wedding.

Her: Joffrey is such a little chatch.

Me: You’ve gotta hate someone.

Her: List of people you can hate: Cersei, the lady that birthed period blood in air form, the man that chopped off Jamie’s hand and hung it around his neck like an asshole…

Me: NOT THE POINT.

Her: …everyone that came to the wedding and was mean to Tyrion because what a guy, social media spoiler-ers…

Me: STILL NOT THE POINT.

Her: …George R.R. Martin for making us all love his nonsense so much.

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Me: He must not get invited to weddings ever.

Her: At the rate you’re going, he can basically plan yours.

Me: …

Her: …

Me: …

Her: I’m just going to add my name to the list after Joffrey and Cersei. Please don’t poison my drink.

Me: I’m going to die alone.

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Posted on April 21, 2014, in Lists and things, TechnoFunk, Words and Phrases and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. i feel like i’m the only person that doesn’t watch game of thrones. i keep planning on it and wanting to and saying that, “this break will be when i finally binge-watch my feelings away” but i never do. i really wish i did.

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