Talk quietly, I’m probably listening.
Posted by L.A.
There are always the good parts and the bad parts to a relationship and I know this — I know that you have to put forth the work to be with someone you love, and that you have to accept the differences, and that every relationship is a partnership.
I know that some relationships are bat-shit crazy.
I’m not normally an aggressively loud person. Which means, if I’m…
…in line behind you at the post office.
…sitting at a table near you at Starbucks.
…lounging at the park and you’re walking by.
That I might happen to overhear you and your significant other. And I might happen to wonder WTF, people. Why are you together?
Man: You can’t be mad at me.
Woman: I told you not to put it there. I told you.
Man: We don’t have to discuss everything.
Woman: This we do.
Man: I’m over this.
Woman: I’m over you.
Man: But it comes out!
At this point, I’m sure they’re about to break up. Obviously, they have terrible communication skills, and he did something that she did not appreciate and to make it worse, he didn’t even try to talk to her about it, which means she was caught by surprise and then it sounds something possibly got stuck.
They’re totally breaking up.
Woman: It won’t! You fucking ruined our coffee table!
Use a coaster. Save a relationship.
— Laura Anne (@LA_theGirl) April 16, 2013
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- Professional Eavesdropping (301d.wordpress.com)
- Eavesdropping at the Coffee Shop (awakenedwords.wordpress.com)
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Posted on April 16, 2013, in Twatterpants and other social networks, We Think We're Funny, Words and Phrases and tagged Communication, Conversations, Eavesdropping, Love Hate Relationships, Overheard, relationships, starbucks. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.