Happy Spring, Ya’ll. It’s snowing.
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Me: there’s snow.Mother Nature: RIGHT?! April Fool’s!Me: there’s still snow. I don’t think you’re joking.Her: …Me: …Her: …sorry.
— Laura Anne (@LA_theGirl) April 1, 2013
It’s my son’s spring break this week.
Let me say it correctly:
In honor of this sort of holiday, some people that Mickey Mouse used to love got together and made a movie. In honor of bad decisions and curiosity, GoldDust and I headed out last week to see this giant collapse of morals and the Disney castle.
Thus, I present to you:
A summation of Spring Breakers
L.A.: Did you ever go on Spring Break?
GoldDust: No, I worked.
L.A.: Me too.
GoldDust: This is so many boobs.
L.A.: I think I did college wrong.
GoldDust: I thought this was supposed to be funny?
James Franco: LOOK AT ALL MY SHIT. SOMETHING ABOUT CALVIN KLEIN
[Cue only us laughing]
GoldDust: Does this make you uncomfortable?
[Extreme close up of James Franco’s face]
GoldDust: Do you want to leave?
In the bar after:
L.A.: Here’s what’s wrong. Spring Breakers was supposed to be a comedy-drama-thriller movie. They must have just gotten confused with so many genres.
GoldDust: Selena Gomez should be buying my drink.
— Laura Anne (@LA_theGirl) March 24, 2013
In conclusion, I hope I’ve saved your spring break. Did you see Spring Breakers? Better Question, did you do college right?
L.A.: I don’t actually mind how my spring breaks went if this is how it’s supposed to go.
Random: Well, this was supposed to be like worst case scenario.
GoldDust: We actually did college right.
- O.c. X Spring Breakers (aleatherboundjournal.com)
- Hard-core Spring Breakers “The Craziest Thing” Selena Gomez Has Ever Experienced (contactmusic.com)
- ‘Spring Breakers’ breaks America’s collective hallucination (deathandtaxesmag.com)
- Spring Break Forever (heypoofy.wordpress.com)
- “Spring Breakers” Gets The Disney Princess Treatment (buzzfeed.com)
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Posted on April 2, 2013, in Fix My Lighthouse, PSA, Twatterpants and other social networks and tagged College, Disney, Genres, Harmony Korine, James Franco, Mickey Mouse, Movie Review, Selena Gomez, Spring break, Spring Breakers, Vanessa Hudgens. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.