Happy Spring, Ya’ll. It’s snowing.

It’s my son’s spring break this week.

Wait.

Let me say it correctly:

Spring Break. Y’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall.

In honor of this sort of holiday, some people that Mickey Mouse used to love got together and made a movie. In honor of bad decisions and curiosity, GoldDust and I headed out last week to see this giant collapse of morals and the Disney castle.

Thus, I present to you:

A summation of Spring Breakers

L.A.: Did you ever go on Spring Break?

GoldDust: No, I worked.

L.A.: Me too.

GoldDust: This is so many boobs.

L.A.: I think I did college wrong.

GoldDust: I thought this was supposed to be funny?

L.A.: …

James Franco: LOOK AT ALL MY SHIT. SOMETHING ABOUT CALVIN KLEIN

[Cue only us laughing]

GoldDust: Does this make you uncomfortable?

[Extreme close up of James Franco’s face]

L.A.: Yes.

GoldDust: Do you want to leave?

L.A.: Yes.

In the bar after:

L.A.: Here’s what’s wrong. Spring Breakers was supposed to be a comedy-drama-thriller movie. They must have just gotten confused with so many genres.

GoldDust: Selena Gomez should be buying my drink.

In conclusion, I hope I’ve saved your spring break. Did you see Spring Breakers? Better Question, did you do college right?

L.A.: I don’t actually mind how my spring breaks went if this is how it’s supposed to go.

Random: Well, this was supposed to be like worst case scenario.

GoldDust: We actually did college right.

About L.A.

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Posted on April 2, 2013, in Fix My Lighthouse, PSA, Twatterpants and other social networks and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. The last official spring break I had (my final year of college) I spent in Minneapolis/St. Paul visiting family and doing a job-shadow at Southwest Airlines.

    I’m pretty sure I didn’t see an MTV camera crew there.

  2. i haven’t seen the movie yet but i want to. just because of james franco. haha
    but reading your post… i am not quite sure if i still want to watch it. it really does sound disappointing. hmm….

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