Can’t take it with you (90’s Style)
Posted by L.A.
So, in the midst of closet cleaning, I discovered a number of things that I may have…how do you say…err’d in purchasing. I mean, you never really know exactly what is in your closet, until you’re cleaning it out.
Various trends that come and go as fashion does, and fill up your closet until you…can’t…close…the…door*.
This got me thinking.
I don’t really shop anymore, at least not like I used to, now that I thankfully don’t work in retail anymore and thankfully am better at saving my money. But I’ve definitely (with the exception of my colored jeans, and the peplum shirts, for which I’m taking the trends with me) gone through a few…how you say…
Fashion Faux Pas.
And now, in no particular order, stages of L.A.’s fashion history that would probably make the world a better place if we could just cut them out.
1. The belly shirt
The number of times I got in trouble in high school for a “bare midriff” is actually pretty embarrassing in retrospect. I was always very thin growing, up, and so it just happened that my shirts would become too short while fitting just fine everywhere else.
Growing pains. It’s acceptable.
Continuing to wear the shirt, because I was just that cool, was not. After graduating high school, I wore too short t-shirts all the time. Just because I could.
Everyone had these. They’ve even come around twice in the fashion world since I’ve been around. We all wanted them in 5th grade, and then again, when I got into high school. I had a pair the first time around, but mine were different from everyone else’s, and I hated that.
Then, high school came around and I could make my own fashion errors with my own money… I couldn’t afford whatever the actual brand was, so when they came out at Target with the looks just like it pair, I snatched them up. It was my redemption for fifth grade. Unfortunately, that means that I wore them freaking everywhere. Seriously. They’re in my senior photos. Sad to say, you can’t erase those kind of memories.
3. I’m so sorry.
4. Old Navy Performance Fleece Tech Vest
I hope you’re singing that jingle in your head now, because it’ll be stuck in mine. Imagine this. 12 year old me, on the skating rink. I have on Kristi Yamaguchi roller blades. I’m wearing a baby blue baseball tee, flare jeans bedazzled with snowflakes, and my brand new baby blue Old Navy Tech Vest. My first boyfriend and I started dating at this moment. That’s what I was wearing. That’s what I’ll never forget.
Old Navy! Old Navy! Old Navy Convenience Store!
5. I tried to keep this purchase alive. I wore them in grade school. Got new ones in high school. And proceeded to keep them, up until this last purge. I kept saying that one day I would need them. Maybe that day when I decide to be Daria Morgendorfer for Halloween. Maybe when baby doll dresses come back into fashion, or Courtney Love is a role model for young women everywhere. Maybe when Nirvana is played on the popular music channels. Either way. I had them. I loved them.
And this sums up today’s post of L.A. likes to embaress herself via public blog! Feel free to steal the blog button I’ve made for the side of other blog type thingys!
And COMMENT, because you were probably an awkwardly dressed teen once too!
— Laura Anne (@LA_theGirl) March 22, 2013
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Posted on March 21, 2013, in Artsy Fartsy Things, Fix My Lighthouse, Twatterpants and other social networks and tagged Blog Button, Clogs, Combat boots, Courtney Love, Crop top, Daria, fashion, Fashion Faux Pas, Fleece, Kristi Yamaguchi, Nirvana, Old Navy, Sweat Pants, Tech Vest, Ugg Boots, victorias secret. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.