And this is why you shouldn’t use facebook anymore.
Posted by L.A.
I’m scrolling down the page, when I notice my sidebar.
FIRST. Christian Singles.
Geez, facebook. I think to myself. I’m technically Catholic, but since my religious views say “Lord Stanley,” I suppose you just made an educated guess.
SECOND. Lingerie of some sort.
Wtf, facebook. I glare at the computer screen. You just gave me an ad for sad, lonely people, and now you’re telling me to go get some lingerie? Who am I going to wear the lingerie for? Is it to boost my self esteem, because you probably know how self conscious I am.
THIRD. Photography classes.
Now this is just getting creepy. I’m backing away from the computer. Clearly, facebook is trying to get me to use the said lingerie become a porn star or something.
…Exactly what are you trying to tell me, facebook?
Go check your ads now. You know you’re curious.
About L.A.IS: 26, a mom, in love with family and friends, energetic, a writer, a music lover/performer, a hockey girl, a soccer player, a Hotch. LOVES: LeBebe, music, family, thunderstorms, friends, Red Wings hockey, writing, the beach, bicycling, high metabolisms, soccer, cheesecake. IS NOT: lazy, a morning person, high maintenance, introverted, perfect. HATES: cheaters, mornings before 9 am, being lied to, losing, high humidity, make up, fast food.
Posted on May 6, 2013, in Fix My Lighthouse, Twatterpants and other social networks, Words and Phrases and tagged Ad, Ad Selection, Facebook, iMessage, Lingerie, Social Networking. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.