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Newsies is a great Disney movie that once starred Batman, AKA Christian Bale, who is probably really pissed now that he’d didn’t decide to be in the musical version. Newsies basically dance and sing and deliver papers in one giant package of awesome. Also, they’re in knickers the entire time. It’s pretty much team awesome.
One Halloween, I actually dressed up as a Newsie, which basically meant I was a [sexy/skanky] Newsie, since that’s how Halloween works.
CoSi: What are you supposed to be?
L.A.: I’m a Newsie!
CoSi: Aren’t you supposed to be in knickers then?
L.A.: Yeah, but I’m a girl, so I’m a [sexy/skanky] Newsie.
It was kind of disappointing then, that I wasn’t rocking the knickers. I was letting down all the Newsies. I proceeded to hope that knickers would make some kind of comeback, besides on a stage in NYC.
Then, this went down.
Kid in office: Hi, I’m [Kid in office] here for an appointment.
L.A.: …did you bike here?
Kid in office: …how’d you know?
L.A.: my dad does the same thing when he bikes.
Knickers. They’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.